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Joke of the Day
"My friend got drunk on Candy the other day. He said it was liquor-ish"
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"My idea of heaven consists of all of the things I'd go to hell for."
"What do you call people who use the ""pull out"" method for contraception? Parents."
"Why does Jesus like Japanese food? Because he loves miso"
"Did you hear about the pedophile musician? He was caught fingering A-minor."
"My son used to check under the bed for monsters. So once I hid under there - so he'd see me and laugh. Anyway, child therapy is pricey."
"I don't tell god how big my problems are, I tell my problems how big my god is."
"Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays"
"Santa Clause for Halloween. Axe Murderer for Christmas."
"my girlfriend texted me saying she was going to go out shopping for an hour sent at: 2001-11-06 3:35 PM"