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Joke of the Day

"Two deer walk out of a bar... One deer says to the other, ""man I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"

"What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth? Both have a very expensive retainer."

"Women are good for 70 things. cleaning house, and 69"

"I'm a girl When i get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on."

"Incidentally, the WORST trick the Devil ever pulled was trying to convince the world he wasn't fat by wearing a t-shirt in the pool."

"What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were 3 movies."

"What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet? Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much"

"A comma is just a period with a mullet."

"Did you hear about gay Santa? He stuck a match in a frogs ass and then shaved the skin off of the frog. Looking at it upside down he said ""now who wants some popcorn?"""

"I think my wife is suffering from Bulimic Amnesia She keeps eating and eating and eating, and then forgetting to throw up"