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Joke of the Day
"My doctor told my my stool was loose. I should have warned him about sitting on it."
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"Someone told me my math skills were average. I replied that they were just being mean."
"Q: Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor? A: Because she was in the non-friction section."
"Scientists have discovered that radioactive fluids with a half-life of 3 years take a long time to travel through valves"
"General Lee didn't have kids? A parent Lee not."
"Damn, girl are you a sketch on Saturday Night Live? Cause you're getting old, fast!"
"A parabola walked into a bar... It walked out again"
"I knew my fantasies were getting worse But when I spanked a statue I knew I'd hit rock bottom."
"[NSFW] A baby was born with no eye lids. . So they used the skin from his circumcision to make them. They said he'll be alright, just a little cockeyed."
"In 20 years, I bet there's going to be a college course called eye contact."