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Joke of the Day
"My doctor told my my stool was loose. I should have warned him about sitting on it."
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"So, I finally hacked the Area 51 and copied all their files and posted them online at... [deleted]"
"White woman has a baby with a black guy.... And she becomes a single mom."
"IamA personal executive assistant answering questions on behalf of former Toronto mayor, Rob Ford, AMA! Whoops, wrong *sub.* [The Payoff](http://wompwompwomp.com/)"
"Anywhere but here. Where does the punchline of a joke go?"
"Inventor displays the first knife ever. His friend, ""that's the greatest invention since bread"" Inventor, ""well I'm about to blow your mind"""
"If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it... ...then my illegal logging business is a success"
"What does mosquito say when its parents die? shhhhhh.....it !!"
"Why did the samurai hate nonsense? Because he was a sensei."
"There is no ""we"" in pizza"