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Joke of the Day

"An Emo and a leaf fall from a tree, Who hits the ground first? the leaf, the rope stops the emo"

"I'd settle for separation of church and snakes."

"It's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside..."

"What is the Funniest Joke You Can Think of Make it hilarious please."

"Women- God's version of a Rubik's cube."

"How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? One"

"Chuck Norris can't play LIFE. his is too complicated"

"Apparently women like tall men as it makes them feel protected. That's probably why men like thin women, so they can see predators sneaking up behind the women."

"Apple is hiring McDonald's employees.... .....Do you want a Dongle with that?"

"Mexican Magician A Mexican magician was known for his vanishing act. He would drape a sheet over his head and count: ""Uno! Dos!""...........POOF! the sheet fell flat. He was gone without a Tres."