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Joke of the Day

"An Emo and a leaf fall from a tree, Who hits the ground first? the leaf, the rope stops the emo"

"What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer"

"What's Mark Zuckerberg's favorite sex move? The facial. He wrote the book on it."

"I like to kiss my girlfriends neck. I guess I'm a neck romancer."

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing and delivery"

"I'm 49 and my girlfriend is 5 months pregnant! What do you guys think we should do?"

"Stevie Wonder is having triplets at the age of 64. I bet he didn't see that coming..."

"how do you think the unthinkable? with an ithberg!"

"LPT: If you couldn't fit all of the planets in the planetary alignment in one shot Try backing up a bit"

"Sorry for not ever wearing a shirt but my father was killed in one and I'm not about to make the same mistake."