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Joke of the Day

"Local news station is airing a segment on free rent in exchange for sex. Look, you don't have to tell me how a marriage works."

"Latvian girl can count Latvian girl count to potato. Is valedictorian."

"Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: You send down five skin divers."

"My therapist said that I needed to find healthier ways of expressing my anger. So I decided to jog home after setting fire to my ex's car."

"I finally figured out why i look so bad in pictures It's my face"

"There are 10 types of people in this world. . . People who understand binary and people who don't."

"I'm not what you call ""country"" I play support in MOBA games because farming is a foreign concept to me"

"What's the definition of eternity? Four blondes waiting at a four way stop."

"Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store? Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick ""Up""."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Aaaaaagggccchhhhmmmm....!!!"