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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Aaaaaagggccchhhhmmmm....!!!"
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"I hate it when a dog starts barking and then every other dog nearby retweets him."
"Interviewer: ""Your resume says you're paranoid."" Me: ""My resume has been talking behind my back?"""
"What do you call a tin boat? A hydrofoil."
"I accidentally called Nike instead of the suicide hotline They said just do it."
"The older Cameron Diaz gets, the more she and Mickey Rourke look like brothers."
"I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was, like, 0mg!"
"How do you make a dead baby float? Nail a piece of styrofoam to its head."
"I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves."
"Ladies, as you enter this day, remember that one chubby arm photo is going to cancel out the thirty you carefully took of your collar bone."