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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Aaaaaagggccchhhhmmmm....!!!"
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"How do you top a car? Tep on the brake, tupid!"
"*cute person sends me a selfie* *tries 897285623895 times to take a cute selfie to send back to them*"
"What did the pirate say after his successful pillage? Thanks for the gold kind stranger!"
"Reporter 1: see Argentina needs to score here because if not they lose Reporter 2: so true jon. So true"
"Lesbian Joke Why can't lesbians wear make-up and go on a diet at the same time? Because they can't eat Jenny Craig when Mary Kay is already on her face."
"do you ever get a series of sharp pains like someone has a voodoo doll of you and they're viciously stabbing it? no? how about now?"
"Why There is No Readhead in Hell ? God does not punish twice."
"The Samsung Galaxy S7 walks into a bar... But it isn't waterproof so it breaks."
"This is circular logic because this is circular logic."