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Joke of the Day

"My therapist said that I needed to find healthier ways of expressing my anger. So I decided to jog home after setting fire to my ex's car."

"Did you hear about the scarf that Eva Braun knitted for Hitler? He said it was kampfy and that he reiched it a lot, but that it could have used fuhrer stitches."

"WebMD would be more accurate if every search result diagnosed you as a hypochondriac."

"Why don't Jews play basketball? Because even if they miss the shot, they still ask for change."

"What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone? Shelfies."

"My friend told me he was afraid of Al Queda... Guess that makes him an iraqnaphobe"

"I breathed a sigh of relief when I typed the letter ""y""... ...when I had to type ""analytics"" into the search bar during a presentation at work."

"I'm a bit racist. I think F1 is much better than NASCAR."

"Donald Trump walks into an empty bar and says.. ""Am I the only joke here?"""

"The golf joke What's the best part about golf? It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail."