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Joke of the Day
"There are 10 types of people in this world. . . People who understand binary and people who don't."
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"Stop making history jokes!! They're getting old."
"THERAPIST: Well, if you know what's good for you... ME: [Holds up hand] ""Let me stop you right there"""
"My favorite new song is either that one from the Samsung commercial, or the one from the Budweiser commercial."
"if a wheelchair athlete used WD40, would it be considered a performance enhancing substance"
"I don't need people. I have potato chips. And unlike people you can enjoy them and then legally throw their crumpled remains into a campfire"
"Why are shopaholics so hard to help? They can be very ""clothes""-minded about the problem."
"An American and a German were playing ""Thumb War"" ""One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war."" ""Five, six, seven, eight, I use this hand to masturbate."" ""Einz, zwei, drei, so do I."""
"Being a prostitute is like being the heel piece of a loaf of bread. Everyone touches you, but no one really wants you."