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Joke of the Day
"There are 10 types of people in this world. . . People who understand binary and people who don't."
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"World peace or all of Bill Gates' money? If you had a choice between world peace or Bill Gates' money, what color would your Lamborghini be?"
"Scientists claim that the Big Bang was the loudest noise that has ever occured in history. They obviously haven't met my kids."
"*pulls knife out of back* *selfies with it*"
"Just tried to massage a stressed worm but I did it too hard and now it's dead and arguably more stressed than before"
"Did you hear about the guy who used the door knocker? He won a no bell prize. I'm sorry if this is a repost. I searched but couldn't find anything close."
"Why was the car theif not able to steal the wooden car Because he couldn't drive stick!"
"You had me at being a woman."
"There's a lot of pretty woman at spring because during other seasons you appreciate them with your brain."
"ok i'll bite.. what is Britain"