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Joke of the Day

"Latvian girl can count Latvian girl count to potato. Is valedictorian."

"Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't? Aardvarks don't have trunks!"

"""I'm in international waters, your damn laws can't touch me"" I scream to the police as I dog paddle naked in my neighbors swimming pool."

"Donald Trump is just like Megyn Kelly during sex. Always on top."

"A better name for everything bagels would be '3-5 things bagels'"

"If movies have taught me anything, it's that the insurance for fruit vendor carts must be astronomical."

"What is Beethoven's favourite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NA BA-NA-NA-NA"

"What did the heatsink say to the CPU? ""I'm a huge fan!"""

"Once upon a time in india a american tourist came to saw tazmahal , he was astonished that indian are daily bathing didn't need a deodorant for hide the body odour, ,,, he is so jealous"

"I got arrested the other day for holding a little girl's hand They wanted to know where the rest of her body was"