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Joke of the Day

"*turns around in chair dramatically* Hello... *chair turns around again* ...I've been expecting you... *again* ..., Repair-Man."

"If I say ""Someone else's God"", Then say ""Dammit"" Is it still a sin ?"

"The best things in life are free. My neighbor's unsecured wi-fi, for instance."

"The first and last thing I saw, is nothing. What am I? A mentally challenged lumberjack"

"Sorry babe, you knew you were dating a bad boy [shuffles Pokemon cards without the plastic covers]"

"On my first day of college my dad's only advice was ""don't date any of your teachers!"" Yeah right dad, everyone knows teachers are poor."

"What is a Redditor's favorite car brand? The Snoobaru."

"I'm great in bed... I can sleep for days."

"What is hairy and between your grandma's nipples? Her vagina"

"Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute?"