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Joke of the Day

"In space, nobody can hear you scream for ice cream. So remember, before trips to colonize the galaxy bring your Ben & Jerrys."

"barn owls must have been stoked when the barn was invented"

"Why do Italian men grow moustaches? They want to look like their mothers."

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded."

"What do you call a flying bus? Bus Lightyear..."

"Hey Shakespeare, are you writing your next play in pentameter? Iamb."

"I don't speak button, but if I could I'm pretty sure the button on my jeans is saying, ""Aaaaah! Help me!"" right now."

"What do you call a black woman who has an abortion? A crime fighter"

"Why don't jews have arranged marriage? They have no 'forced kin'. I'm so sorry"

"There are 10 types of people in the world: People who understand ternary, people who don't, and people who thought this was going to be the binary joke."