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Joke of the Day

"barn owls must have been stoked when the barn was invented"

"What do you call a show about puns? A play on words."

"if squids were land animals sometimes you'd be walking along and you'd look up and BAM squid in a tree"

"What kind of meat do vegan priests eat? Nun!"

"I dropped food on the floor and my dog got excited but it was just tomato. I catfished my dog"

"Did you hear about the hillbilly who asked his friends to give him their burnt-out light bulbs. He wanted to start a dark room."

"Dicks and vaginas are kind of like Coke and Pepsi I strongly prefer one, but my dad thinks they taste the same"

"A knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't keep making you knock only to have me keep saying banana over and over again in preparation for the punchline?"

"How did the farmhand get a job at reddit? He put ""excellent reposter"" on his resume."

"What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded."