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Joke of the Day
"Why do Italian men grow moustaches? They want to look like their mothers."
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"Two drums and a cymbal fall of a cliff... ...ba-dum chhhhhhhhhhh"
"I do a spot-on impression of a man in his 30's not living up to his full potential..."
"A vampire walks into a bar... and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks ""I thought you guys only drink blood?"" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, ""I'm making tea."""
"I'm an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me."
"What do native American and modern day American society have in common? Navaho lot."
"What do hookers do on their night off: type?"
"What's the most popular white wine All Lives Matter"
"Weed strin humor At the dispensary there is a strain called Aldous Huxley. If you smoke it with your wife she becomes sterile. #LegalWeedJokes"
"Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry."