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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black woman who has an abortion? A crime fighter"
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"How many white Police Officers does it take to beat up one black motorist? None. He fell down some stairs."
"humer why do squirrels swim on their backs???? To keep their nuts dry!"
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"I'm starting to think I overuse exclamation points. It ends today. Right now. I'll never ever use one again. I'm so excited about it. Yes."
"What's Jared Fogles favourite Vietnamese cocktail? Sum yung gai"
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"""SIRI, WHERE'S THE REMOTE?"" -- ""SIRI, BRING ME A BEER!"" -- ""SIRI, WHERE'S MY DINNER?"" -- Wife: ""She's either deaf, or had sex with you too."""
"Doctor: I have bad news for you. You only have 10 left to live. Patient: Ten what? Doctor: Nine. Eight..."