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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a flying bus? Bus Lightyear..."
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"Were there this many idiots before the Internet?"
"My Indian friend taught me an authentic Punjabi dance. I've got some real Sikh moves."
"What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac? A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog."
"Finding $5 you didn't know you had is awesome til you realize you're 34, it's 2011 & $5 won't even buy enough gas to drive you off a cliff."
"I'm not racist but... racist people are."
"Why is it that every time I get ahead in life someone arrests me for grave-robbing?"
"""Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?"" ""Not this guy!"" -Thumb amputee victim"
"For Halloween, I've decided to go as the scariest thing I could think of Hillary J. Trump"
"Why did the smartphone go to jail... [OC] Because it was charged with battery"