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Joke of the Day

"Hear about the oriental tailor that got arrested for being too arrogant with his customers? He was always feeling cocky."

"does anyone know a knock knock joke that's actually funny? most of the ones i have heard are not funny at all."

"I wrote a book about Homeopathy.... I named it 1001 uses of Alcohol."

"The first rule of Illiteracy Club is no reading. That was a test, and you failed. You're failing now. You're not welcome in Illiteracy Club."

"im more than just a birth year and a death year so my tombstone will instead be engraved with a handful of random years i remember enjoying"

"Cleavage: The best popcorn catcher."

"Every video my wife has taken with her phone has me in it saying, ""Are you taking a video?"""

"What do you call a retarded kid with no arms and one leg. Names."

"There are a ton of nihilists protesting downtown today... They're part of the #NoLivesMatter movement."

"Why is a Boston painting school so special? Because everyone there is ahtistic."