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Joke of the Day

"Hear about the oriental tailor that got arrested for being too arrogant with his customers? He was always feeling cocky."

"If strippers are now called ""exotic dancers"" then drug dealers should be called ""exotic pharmacists""."

"How does batman store energy? In BATteries"

"Playing play doh w/ 3 is just her ordering me to ""make elephant! Now teapot!"" As if I have the artistic ability to create more than a ball."

"""You should go with the black one"" I whispered from inside the clothes rack as she dropped both shirts and ran. FINE, GO WITH THE WHITE ONE"

"I asked my gynecologist what the medical term for queefing is... Twatulence."

"Why did the guitarist go to prison? Because he fingered A Minor."

"What's the most boring cut of meat? Filet minYAWN"

"Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes I'm no good at math!"

"Religious groups put on performances for an audience The Christians put on a hell of a show, the Jews knocked their socks off, but the Muslims blew them all away."