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Joke of the Day
"What's the most boring cut of meat? Filet minYAWN"
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"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer this morning... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!"
"That Gorilla from Ohio.... and the small black boy. Utter mismatch. James vs. Curry"
"Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands I like this joke because it never grows old This joke is off the hook Sorry"
"Water boarding People who have been waterboarded are hipsters, because they got into pouring water on there head, before it before it was, cool..."
"We're at the mall and noticed none of the kids can sit on Santa's lap. I'm not sure why, there's probably some Claus against it..."
"I got rear-ended in traffic the other day Thank God i wasn't in my car."
"I never ever make mitsakes."
"A ghost walks into a bar. The bartender asks: what'll you have? Ghost says: I'm here for the boos."
"Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)"