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"What's the most boring cut of meat? Filet minYAWN"
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"The inventor of knock knock jokes should win a no-bell prize."
"What do you call a relative of a nap? A napkin."
"Make sure to dress extra provocative if you ever find yourself in a 5th attempt to overturn a criminal conviction You'll definitely need that six appeal."
"At the cinema. ME: Two tickets please! CASHIER: For the Hobbit? ME: How dare you sir, she's my date."
"I found a new passion yesterday pairing socks. I guess I just enjoy bringing sole mates together."
"What do you call a vampire ophthalmologist? Count Drocular"
"Why does Paris have tree lined streets? Because the German army likes to march in the shade."
"What is one thing that both Australians & Americans share the same view on? 1961"
"I ALSO wrote a poem! ''I do drugs, you do drugs, we do drugs, they do drugs'' Now, I know it's not the best, but it's pretty dope."