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Joke of the Day

"Religious groups put on performances for an audience The Christians put on a hell of a show, the Jews knocked their socks off, but the Muslims blew them all away."

"Some people are only alive in this world because I really don't want to be someone's b!tch in prison"

"What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college? Bison."

"I did it again, I put way too much hairspray on my back hair, now I can't sleep."

"Whats the best fat guy pickup line? If you think I'm fat, you should see my chubby!"

"I ran into a man today who knew absolutely nothing about anatomy. I had to explain to him that there was a vas deferens between a testicle and penis. Edit: fixed ""there"""

"For sale: Thick layer of dust As seen on TV."

"i was turned down by an eskimo girl she wasn't Inuit and had a hundred words for no"

"I put ""the rap"" in therapy. Yo, yo. Emotional baggage, bitter like cabbage. Rollin up the green like a Hulked out savage. Burger, Inc."

"Hey guys ,wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Ugh never mind that , it's pointless."