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Joke of the Day

"If strippers are now called ""exotic dancers"" then drug dealers should be called ""exotic pharmacists""."

"Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot? Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits."

"The shortest hunter joke Two hunters go by a bar"

"So I was at the Library today .. And a black Gentleman came over to me and asked where the coloured printer was. I replied ""Man its 2016 you can use any printer!"""

"Yo mamma's so fat... that she takes selfies in panorama mode"

"When a CW is coming out of the men's room as I walk past, I always ask if everything went well because that's the polite thing to do."

"My daughter just asked me how to spell bourbon so she's either asking Santa to hook up her old man or writing a letter to child services."

"Optimism I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optimist. I just don't have a whole lot to work with."

"Your Mother and I are like peanut butter and jelly She spreads and I jam"

"What would the news headline be if virginity could be restored? Unfucking Believable?"