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Joke of the Day

"If strippers are now called ""exotic dancers"" then drug dealers should be called ""exotic pharmacists""."

"Critics say Botox is too expensive... ...but I spoke to fifty people who just paid for the treatment, and none of them looked surprised."

"""First things first I'm the illest. Drop this & let the whole world feel it, and I'm still in the Murda Bizness I could hold you down like I'm givin' lessons in killin' ""-Ebola"

"Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !"

"Turtles often outlive their owners, a fact the police refuse to treat as suspicious"

"[museum] Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit? ""through that door"" Thank you very ruff! ""What'd you say?"" *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*"

"Q: What's Mary short for? A: She's got no legs."

"What do you call a German sausage fest? Wurst orgy ever."

"Heard about the new game of thrones app? It's good but I heard it might CUT OFF your wifi connectivity"

"Apparently 50% of people prefer pizza to sex. What is wrong with people? Have they never had pizza?"