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Joke of the Day

"I asked my gynecologist what the medical term for queefing is... Twatulence."

"Turtles think tortoises are pretentious as hell."

"My wife and I always fight about my socks on the floor, so I threw them at her. Was arrested after she told the officers I socked her."

"The past, the present & the future walk into a bar. It was tense."

"There should be a.... Women's rights music group called Feminem."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar. Badum, ssssshhhhhhh"

"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist says, ""Well... I can clearly see your nuts""."

"What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help? Bro sure!"

"If I had a nickel for every time some didn't understand me I'd make more cents."

"This election cycle makes me want to find a bar really badly... Do any 21st amendment people know where I can get a drink around here?"