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Joke of the Day

"Me: I'm bored Dad: hi bored I'm dad Me: I'm hungry Dad: hi hungry I'm dad Me: I'm here's 20 dollars Dad: hi here's 20 dollars Me: thanks dad"

"Thoughts on my new mustache. It's growing on me."

"[first day as a doctor] You seem depressed. Also you look underweight, how's your diet? [nurse interrupts me] ""Dr that's the model skeleton"""

"Redditors don't like this [Deleted]"

"I showed my iPad to my iPod, and he was all ""what's up fatty""."

"I was an addict. I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around."

"Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore? Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny."

"really old joke based off a video game from the 90's What are the three certainties in life? ( Thank you for spellcheck on google chrome ) 1. death 2. taxes. 3. you'll hear this joke sooner or later"

"Those guys spinning giant arrows outside of stores are great at getting attention but they might need some pointers on how arrows work."

"What kind of candy is Hitler? A Jew-breaker!"