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Joke of the Day

"Looking at the smoldering corpses of his enemies, Harry Potter thought ""damn magic is dope as hell."" #LastLinesFromGreatBooks"

"What do you call a neolithic taking a walk? A meanderthal"

"What does a blonde have if her brain is the size of a pea. Encephalitis, and possibly a medical miracle."

"An older gentlemen wins a scratch ticket Win for life"

"What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist? A sadist is honest about his intentions. ____________________________________ That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?"

"thought i wanted to die but turns out i was just hungry"

"What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house? Biden"

"Bruce Jenner should legally change his name to Trans"

"I was gonna make a joke about cows... But it's terribull"

"What is long brown and sticky? A poo"