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Joke of the Day
"I've never met a Friday I didn't like!"
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"Never pee with the door open, it totally freaks out the other motorists."
"What did one butt cheek say to the other? Together, we can stop this sh*t."
"Tom Brady got punished more than Ray Rice because he beat a whole team"
"I wish I could understand what women with big boobs are saying."
"A three-legged dog sits down at the bar Orders a whiskey. Bartender asks,""What brings you to these parts?"" Dog responds,""Lookin for the sonofabitch who shot my paw.'"
"Atoms are the biggest liars in the universe... They make up everything."
"when the lady in the elevator burst into tears I did the only thing a man could do in the situation. I fell to the floor and played dead."
"*crawls seductively across bed* *elbow gives out*"
"If you're going to insist I get you a wedding gift, then I'm going to insist you bail me out when I get caught shoplifting it."