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Joke of the Day

"I've decided to go on the ""England World Cup Diet"" It only lasts 5 days and you lose loads! (England fan here using humour to cope with the pain...)"

"TIL if you say ""gullible"" very slowly it'll come out sounding like ""oranges"". Gotchya!?"

"If you like interracial porn... ...you'll love the next 4 years. Minorities are going to be fucked constantly by an old white man."

"Sometimes I make myself feel important by thinking in a British accent."

"What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey? ""I guess you aren't up to par"""

"When I'm driving I listen to the country station because it makes me want to get to my destination faster."

"Which African Dictator extorts flying insects Robert Mug-a-bee"

"Two jews walk into a bar. They buy it."

"*Party dog shows up at funeral* *He barks, the corpse turns into a keg* *Everyone runs out screaming except Uncle Steve, who likes to party*"

"I just bought a round of shots for everybody, but they're being totally ungrateful and saying they don't even have tetanus."