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Joke of the Day
"Where does a general keep his armies? In his sleevies"
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"2 Wongs How come you only see white couples with chinese kids and never chinese couples with white kids? 2 wongs don't make a white"
"My father always told me ""The way to a woman's heart is... ""...through her left breast."""
"What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z? PI Z Z A"
"How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis? You tell me."
"I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium hooked up last night. I was like OMg."
"Golf Vs Women Why don't women play golf? Because they suck at driving."
"I take all of my relationship advice from Animal Planet."
"How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank? The rear-view mirrors"
"I set up a camera in my room like in paranormal activity but it's just 8 hours of me waving & walking down imaginary stairs behind my bed."