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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is the best way to speak to a ghoul? A: From a long ways away."
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"What did the frog say in the massage parlor? Rubbit."
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"They say being gay isn't a choice but i *chose* to blow those dudes"
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"What shoes did the pedophile wear? White vans hah"
"Q: What's the definition of a nerd? A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet."
"I just got arrested for using my iPhone It looks like I'm going to Face Time"