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Joke of the Day

"2 Wongs How come you only see white couples with chinese kids and never chinese couples with white kids? 2 wongs don't make a white"

"The ethernet is used to catch the etherbunny."

"Why is faith greater than science? Science made buildings and planes but faith brought them together."

"If the cat's got your tongue, it's your fault. What did you expect, making out with a cat?"

"I was born on 09.11.2001 and I suffer of autism Cause: The stork crashed and I'v hit my head"

"I love telling jokes... But I always punch up the fuck line."

"an Englishman , Irishman and Scotsman walk in to a bar the bar was set too low."

"What's red and hangs from the ceiling? A red ceiling hanger! What's blue and hangs from the ceiling? [you reading this] I don't fucking know, a blue ceiling hanger? No asshole, they only come in RED!"

"SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! CAT! SQUIRREL! SQUIRREL! MAILMAN! SQUIRREL! ~ Dog Acing Rorschach Test"

"I have so much money it's kind of gay Because I'm rolling in Bills"