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Joke of the Day
"Golf Vs Women Why don't women play golf? Because they suck at driving."
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"Of course I'm not leaving. I'm just going to step outside for a minute. (Runs to car)"
"What do you call a computerized rock band? ASCII/DSCII"
"[stuck on an island] message in bottle: if anyone gets this, please save us bottle returns: if this gets 10k RTs on Twitter we'll send help"
"How do you get pickled bread? With dill-dough. Credit goes to a J. Cain"
"*cashier stares at obviously fake ID* you sure you're 3? *dog panics and runs out of the store barking*"
"I asked a cute statistician if I could get her phone number. She said probably not."
"Why do wrestlers love video games? Because of the lutte"
"Do you know what they call yo mama's legs? ""Rock"" and ""Hard place"". Why? Because everyone has been between them at some point in their lives."
"What was the allergic 2""X4""'s terrifying hallucination? He sawdust."