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Joke of the Day
"Golf Vs Women Why don't women play golf? Because they suck at driving."
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"so a Gorilla a Mother and a Child walk into a bar The Gorilla took a shot, the mum got arrested for child endangerment"
"Accidentally switched the baby formula with coconut milk and now my newborn is complaining that her lullabies are ""too mainstream."""
"it's impossible to own two weiner dogs because that's a paradachshund"
"Yo momma so fat The U.N sends her a strongly worded letter for occupying too much space."
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