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Joke of the Day

"The emailer who threatened LA schools claims to be ""a Muslim extremist."" That's like a student signing his report card ""Timmy's Dad."""

"What's the spaciest kind of camel? Andromedary"

"Beer must contain Estrogen... When I drink enough, I can't drive or shut the hell up."

"What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures? Frodo-genic"

"""I'm frying some fish for supper, so yall come over & eat"" is what I said. ""You're also gonna be helping me move my piano"" is what I meant."

"What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? Both fun to ride just don't let your friends see you doing it."

"Why don't arabs play monopoly with jews? Because jews constantly buy property over the arabs' already bought property"

"To ensure my wife misses me while I'm away, I changed her text notification to the sound of a door creaking open & message her at midnight."

"What do you call a sad asparagus? Despairagus =/"

"As the officer approached my car I took a big pull of helium from the balloon and started crying"