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Joke of the Day

"What's the spaciest kind of camel? Andromedary"

"Did you hear about the idiot who invented the one-piece jigsaw puzzle?"

"What happend when the bike ran over a nail? It popped a wheelie."

"I tried to sign up to a website yesterday. I put in the password 'beefstew' But it said the password wasn't stroganoff."

"CPR is a lot like church... CPR is a lot like church: you go up, down, up, down, up, down. The only difference is that you don't get snacks in CPR."

"What is worse than an alligator with toothache ? A centipede with athlete's foot !"

"Today I locked myself out of my car after dropping off my girlfriend at the local Planned Parenthood The worst part was having to go in and ask for a coat hanger"

"What's the difference between your mother and a Mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck... I forget the rest but your mother's a whore"

"I was furious when I found my wife's profile on an on-line dating website. That lying bitch isn't, ""Fun to be around."""

"Why are ghosts always just moaning? Did your manners die too? Use your words!"