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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures? Frodo-genic"

"What do all battered women have in common? (In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen."

"I have a Russian driving instructor. He tells me to ""Putin to 1st"" but i always end up Stalin."

"I asked my girlfriend to try anal, She got all butthurt."

"This is my best knock-knock joke *""Knock Knock""* ""Who's there"" *""Whoo""* ""Whoo-hoo"" *""Happy to see me?""*"

"What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee? I feel positively charged!"

"My sexual desires have been getting out of control... But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I knew I'd hit rock bottom."

"What did Allen Ginsberg say upon being intoduced to Lawrence Ferlinghetti? Howl do you do ?"

"What do you call a women who cant draw? Trace"

"I like to listen to Anu Malik's music while I study because he is a constant reminder on why it's important to get educated."