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Joke of the Day

"What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? Both fun to ride just don't let your friends see you doing it."

"BABY COW: [points at human] What's that? OLDER COW: That is a milk dracula"

"A silly little joke I just made up about schizophrenia Person 1: I'm not schizophrenic! Person 2: I never said you were. Person 1: Oh, sorry, I guess I must be hearing things."

"Whats the difference between a rooster and a gay surfer? A rooster says, ""Cock-a-doodle-doo."". A surfer says, ""Dude, a Cock will do.""."

"I'm 36 but have the body an 18-year-old The police are pretty upset about it."

"If Jesus had 4 arms He could have escaped"

"What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian Bale."

"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentickles"

"Leo: *names his child Oscar* Doctor: ""Would you like to hol-"" Leo: ""Say it like we rehearsed it."" Doctor: *sighs* ""And the Oscar goes to..."""

"There are two kinds of people that I hate... 1.) Those who can never seem to form a complete thought."