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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sad asparagus? Despairagus =/"
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"What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I'll get you next slime!"
"Playing Pokemon Go is like having sex with a cheap hooker... ..You never know what you're going to catch."
"What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flags a big plus."
"What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist? Willing suspension of disbelief"
"How do Orcs eat their food? By goblin it down."
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"Why did the comedian go to the dog pound? To work on his put-downs."
"I'm scared. I have this weird stabby pain in my chest and it really hurts and..Dorito. It was a Dorito in my bra."
"My ex-wife was deaf. she left me for a deaf friend of hers i should have seen the signs."