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Joke of the Day

"Caitlin Jenner and the Carolina Panthers have some things in common... There balls drop when they get hit by sacks."

"What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel? Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!"

"By the volume of the pans clanging and slamming in the kitchen... I think I'm supposed to be volunteering to help with something"

"I was considering getting a sex-change... But I lost my tran of thought."

"How did Jim start losing weight after the holidays? He just quit eating cold turkey."

"Why is it so easy to fool a vampire? Because they're a bunch of suckers."

"I finally got my crush wet.. She got mad at me because i stole her umbrella"

"What kind of Bees make milk? Boo-bees (say it out loud =D) NOTE: Not original. My uncle heard it on the radio, told it to me, and I shared it with you guys."

"PRO TIP: Using a Starbucks cup to ask for change makes me think I'm worse off than you"

"My grandfather told me this one.. You need to try everything in life at least once except three things: incest, heroin and folk dance."