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Joke of the Day
"I finally got my crush wet.. She got mad at me because i stole her umbrella"
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"[Travels back in time] Me: Abe, what do you think America looks like in the future? Lincoln: United as one nation... Me: Wrong! FATTER."
"A Chinese man goes to the eye doctor And the doctor says ""you have a cataract"" The Chinese man replys ""no I have a Rinkin continental"" Stolen from Gilbert Gottfried."
"If earth is flat what's on the other side then? ADELE"
"Favorite question to ask a prospective boyfriend for my sister: Have you ever seen a dead body? *casually lifts shirt to expose .357*"
"If you want my opinion ask my wife"
"The best thing after an intensive argument is the reconciliation sex... ...but boy, do I hate to argue with my in-laws."
"What is a heroin addict's favorite website? Instagram."
"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat"
"I can't believe that Trump is banning Muslims from the U.S. Like, Syria-sly America?"