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Joke of the Day

"I was considering getting a sex-change... But I lost my tran of thought."

"Did you hear about the Mexican hit-man who was a chronic masturbator? He got excited when he was ordered to rub Juan out."

"How weird was the first robber to wear pantyhose on his face"

"TIFU by eating a U-Boat. Whoops, wrong sub."

"If Earth is the third planet from Sun after Mercury and Venus Doesn't that make every country a third world country?"

"Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin? They're afraid of change."

"What's an alcoholic's favorite novel? Tequila Mockingbird I made this up just now... I'm so excited about it."

"What kind of people should you stay away from? Trees. They're quite shady."

"People are making end of the world jokes. Like there is no tomorrow."

"I wrote a song about tortillas. Actually, it's more of a rap."