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Joke of the Day

"What kind of Bees make milk? Boo-bees (say it out loud =D) NOTE: Not original. My uncle heard it on the radio, told it to me, and I shared it with you guys."

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"Q's are just O's that got shanked."
"What does a brick and your mom have in common? They are both flat-chested and laid by Mexicans. Source: My old middle school."
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit a lot"
"Batman (1989): An orphan fights a clown"
"If I'm guilty of anything it's that I care too much, that and murder"
"Whats the difference between illegal and unlawful? One is against the law and the other is a sick bird"
"What type of fruit is impossible to marry? Cantaloupe"
"Why are E.T.'s eyes so big? He saw the phone bill."