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Joke of the Day

"I saw some crippled kid getting picked on the other day... He got kinda upset with me when I told him to stand up for himself."

"When I die, I might have an open casket funeral. Remains to be seen."

"Paranoids ""You can learn alot about paranoids, just by following them around."""

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black"

"Why was Stalin literally worse than Hitler? Because Hitler at least wrote his own books"

"Something came in the mail today... My taxes"

"What do French people do when vacationing in Laos? They go swimming in Laotian"

"Circumcision. My parents paid the bill, but I left the tip."

"Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains? He had loco motives."

"I've only seen ""Babe"" once, but I've said ""That'll do, pig"" 1000 times. My wife hates me."