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Joke of the Day
"Circumcision. My parents paid the bill, but I left the tip."
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"What's the difference between a good joke and click bait? This is click bait."
"""I love the fall!"" - girls who are happy they don't have to suck in their stomach in pictures anymore"
"My Dad always calls me goldfish... I forget why"
"Did you know Helen Keller had a male roommate? (Neither did she.)"
"You have a donkey and I have a rooster. Your donkey eats my roosters legs. What do you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."
"Helo, my name is Ma-ma-ma-ma-martin. ""You stutter?"" ""No, my father did and the registrar was an idiot."""
"Every time I meet someone new, my girlfriend gets a slap across the face. I really need to stop high-fiving people."
"For five years my mother tucked me in at night... she really wanted a girl Credit goes to my friend Nick for telling me this one. Hi Nick!"
"I went to an allotment yesterday to find more soil there than the day before. Today, I went there again and found even more soil.. The plot thickens..."