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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains? He had loco motives."

"muppets cannot die and nobody else seems to be worried about this"

"What did the mountain climber name his horse? Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest."

"Bluegrass music It's finger pickin' good!"

"I threw my laptop into the ocean.. Its a Dell rolling in the deep."

"Did you hear about Pala Deans new restaurant? They only serve crackers!"

"What happened to the Indian that drank too much? He tee-peed his pants."

"What do West Africans eat for dinner. Ebola soup."

"I asked a librarian for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat... She said it rang a bell but she didn't know if it was there or not."

"What's a sports fan's favourite disease? The COME ON! cold."