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Joke of the Day
"When I die, I might have an open casket funeral. Remains to be seen."
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"Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been buried for 1000 years? A: Peat!!!"
"What do you calla judge with no thumbs? Justice fingers"
"*Opens a window and the wind blows 84 hamburger wrappers from my desk.* ""Oh no! My research!!"""
"Enter new password <glovebox> Must contain number <glovebox1> Must contain PHONE number <no> Please ;) <no u creep> Password not recognized"
"Duck jokes really quack me up."
"What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house? Alzheimer, Grandma."
"Where do fish come from? Finland!"
"What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones because they have two left feet."
"What's the difference between girls of our generation and peanut butter? One spreads easily and the other is peanut butter"