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Joke of the Day
"I've only seen ""Babe"" once, but I've said ""That'll do, pig"" 1000 times. My wife hates me."
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"I like to show my girlfriend who's boss in our house by holding a mirror up to her face."
"My wife's fish net stockings are so tight that my legs look like wafer cookies when I take them off."
"Yo' Mama Jokes Battle! I'll start! Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables."
"Dark humour is like food. Not everybody gets it."
"I bet if that Malaysian plane had stolen tweets, some of you guys would've found it already."
"What is a Mexican's least favorite nursery rhyme? Humpty Dumpty"
"What is it called when you butt dial from your front pocket? A cockadial"
"It rubs the lotion on its skin and struggles with the doorknobs again."
"X = Y The teacher asked the student, ""If x=y, what is x?"" The student answered, ""y?"" The teacher replied, ""why not?"""