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Joke of the Day
"What do French people do when vacationing in Laos? They go swimming in Laotian"
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"[at a fancy restuarant] WIFE: make sure u leave a good tip ME: ok [writing on bill] ""only evolve ur pokemon when uve activated a lucky egg"""