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Joke of the Day

"My friend told me everytime he goes to this sub he finds new hilarious jokes I was surprised at first, but then I remembered he has a short-term memory."

"Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? There were so many Knights"

"It sucks that Mary and Joseph couldn't get a room at an inn..... but what were they expecting not having a reservation on Christmas Eve of all nights!"

"*puts down window Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Yes *puts up window and drives away"

"What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle? A polar bear."

"Ever try to pee when you've got a boner? It's hard."

"What do you call a black man with a gun ? You call him ""sir""."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam you cant jelly yo dick in a bitch's ass"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ? Bones upon a time... !"

"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because B shells are too small and D shells are too big."