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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ? Bones upon a time... !"
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"Wile E. Coyote's Amazon reviews of Acme products are pretty scathing."
"Dark humor is like food... not everybody gets it."
"So if something's not ""unique"" then it's just ""ique,"" right?"
"My wife walked in on me and found me f***ing our daughter... I didn't know what she found more disturbing, the fact I was f***ing our daughter, or that the abortion clinic sold me her fetus."
"My local butcher accidentally backed up into his meat grinder... He got a little behind in his work."
"My teacher was impressed with my mediocre computer programming project He gave me a C++!"
"we call em houseplants like thats where they belong but its just where we put em thats like if u threw me in the sewer & called me sewer boy"
"My friend says he has a job putting down sick cats. Can't believe he gets paid to slay mad pussy"
"In my will I am leaving everything to the imagination."