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Joke of the Day
"What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle? A polar bear."
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"This may be the vodka talking, but ."
"A man walks into a bank... and yells ""this is a fuck up!"" confused, the teller says ""you mean a stick up?"" ""Nope, it's a fuck up, I forgot my gun"""
"You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view."
"I saw santa fucking my mom. To get back at him i decided to poison his cookies. Somehow the bastard found out and killed my dad."
"In many U.S. States offenders receive a harsher penalty for hitting a dog than they do for hitting a woman. That's outrageous either way you're slapping a bitch"
"Micky and Minnie Mouse get Divorced The Lawyers says to Micky: ""so you're getting a divorce because Minnie's crazy you say?"" Micky replies frustrated:""No she's not crazy she's fucking goofy!"""
"What do you call a flexible Rastafarian who lies a lot? Cinnamon twist"
"What do you call a female sex change operation? an addadicktome!"
"You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse."