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Joke of the Day
"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because B shells are too small and D shells are too big."
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"Marriage, Or as I like to call it; The wonder years Wonder why she is mad this time Wonder why my stuff is on the lawn"
"Oklahoma Thunder & Miami Heat... Can't tell if they are talking about a weather report or NBA Finals."
"Once, when my grandma stepped out of the bathtub... and my sister commented that the hair on her privates'' was getting rather sparse, Granny retorted that ""grass don't grow on a racetrack""."
"Jeff and Don are singing deck the halls.... When they both suddenly die part way through the song. They are reincarnated as ass-less chaps. Jeff looks over and says: ""Don, we now are gay apparel."""
"What's the difference between a gun and a wife? You can silence a gun."
"Why did the Mexican jump the border? To get back to Mexico"
"A healthy male organism is the one, which wakes up in the morning before the man."
"How do you make an Amish woman happy? Three Men-A-Night"
"[Jack Black's birthday] Oh wow..ANOTHER rock polisher, thanks grandma. ""How is Rock School going dear?"" It's School of ro- *sigh* nevermind."