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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man with a gun ? You call him ""sir""."
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"Taking my dog on road trips would be more fun if he didn't always insist on driving."
"For job interviews, your best bet is to dress as a pizza delivery person, march in and say ""Who ordered DILIGENCE and ATTENTION TO DETAIL!?"""
"I broke up with my gym We were just not working out."
"Fun fact: every white person with dreadlocks believes in at least one government conspiracy."
"What do you say to a one legged hitchhiker? Hop in."
"What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve? Social Security."
"I think my organ donor girlfriend wants to break up with me. She just doesn't have the guts to do it."
"Alcohol is like photoshop for reality."
"yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings ""i got sunshine on a cloudy day""....."