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Joke of the Day
"What did the Jewish pedophile say? ""Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"""
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"What do little pigs want to be when they grow up? Garbage collectors."
"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff... Ba dum tss!"
"I asked my priest which musical instruments he plays. ""Mostly just piano,"" he replied, ""but when I'm at work I sometimes dabble with a little organ."""
"Knock Knock! ""Who's there?"" ""9/11."" ""9/11, who?..."" I thought you said you'd never forget!"
"Corny Japanese Cartoons Ani-maize ...I'll leave now."
"Turning 40 When my best friend turned 40, I sent him a CD in the mail: UB40. 2 months later, on my 40th, I received a CD in the mail from him: U2."
"How do mathematicians scold their children? ""If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."""
"What do you call two nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you call two nuts on a chest? Chestnuts. What do you call two nuts on a chin? A good blowjob."
"Researcher: By 2030, life expectancy is predicted to increase globally by 6 years. Southerner: [pouring mac and cheese into deep fryer] No."