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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock! ""Who's there?"" ""9/11."" ""9/11, who?..."" I thought you said you'd never forget!"
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"Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers? Click Turpin"
"Hey baby, I'm a power source, and you're the kind of resistor i'd like to deliver my load to."
"I Got a Haircut Recently It wasn't what I wanted but it grew on me."
"America is the greatest country on earth at thinking it's the greatest country on earth."
"What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside? A hot dog."
"[sees baby drooling] um excuse me i am a person not a piece of meat"
"If you're in love with 2 people, pick the second one, If you really loved the 1st, you wouldn't have fallen for the 2nd."
"How was the Irish Jig invented? To much beer and not enough bathrooms"
"Ok America now is our chance to catch up on productivity, health care, math & science while the rest of the world is drunk & watching soccer"